Posted by: itstails | December 15, 2008

I Know That Name, I Just Can’t Place It

Parents are always trying to come up with original, creative names for their kids.  I think the thought process is that if the kid has an original, creative name, they will be original, creative people.  But, trust me, it doesn’t work.  Sure, there are a Shaq & Kobe who are famous, but those are also the names of the guys who washed my car this weekend.

Now, because of one family’s attempt to be original and creative, “This has given rise to a problem, because the ShopRite supermarket in Greenwich Township has refused to make a cake for (their child’s) birthday.”  That’s terrible!  How could they deny making a cake for a little 3 year old?  Isn’t this just the worst thing in the world?  Oh, wait – what’s that?  The little 3 year old kids name is Adolf Hitler Campbell?  Well, then.  Carry on.

Yes, ShopRite refused because, “We believe the request … to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate.”  The parent’s first name choice for the child was Benito Mussolini Campbell, but then they learned that someone else had killed even more Jews than him.  One of his sister’s middle name’s is AryanNation.  That one’s not a joke.

Under the picture, shown above, is the caption, “Young Adolf Hitler Campbell will be getting a cake from Wal-Mart this year.”  If that quote doesn’t scream I live in a trailer I’m not sure what does.  Maybe they can attend one of the parties held by the mom we learned about earlier today who sold her twins in order to get liposuction. 

http://www.lehighvalleylive.com/today/index.ssf/2008/12/holland_township_family_angry.html

This story is Good News for:

1. The Police – Who now know the leading suspect for all instances of hate crime that occur in that area from now on.

2. Women Everywhere – Usually you have to date a guy for a while before you find out he’s crazy, this one comes labeled insane.

 Anyone else it’s Good News for?  Now when I say Vote you say in the Poll Below. Vote!

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