Posted by: itstails | December 12, 2008

And, She Doesn’t Get Upset if you Cheat on Her!

There are many different degrees of loneliness and desperation for guys.  Some of us resort to visiting strip clubs or hookers, for others a psychiatrist helps fill the void.  Most of us just resort to heavy drinking.  But, I ask you, how lonely and desperate would you have to be to spend $20,000 of your own money to build a fully functioning female robot?  I’m pretty sure the scale of desperation reads – drink heavily < go to strip club < suicide < build a fully functioning female robot.

But one fellow, Le Trung, has defied logic and “apparently unable to find the perfect woman, has done the next best thing — built himself one.”  The article states that Le Trung is a “33-year-old software engineer who lives with his parents in Brampton, Ontario”.  Honestly, if you had given me three guesses to pick the creators age, job, and location I’m 99% sure I would have gotten 33 years old, software engineer and lives with his parents on the first guess.

Le Trung describes Aiko (the robot) as, “what happens when science meets beauty…Aiko doesn’t need holidays, food or rest, and will work almost 24 hours a day. She is the perfect woman.”  Le Trung, that’s not a nice way to treat the future mother of your baby robots you build who don’t cry, go to the bathroom, grow older or move, even.  And what a great description of what makes the perfect woman, Le Trung.  I know for me, if you asked me to name the four most important traits for the perfect woman I wouldn’t even need to think about it, “Well, first things first she definitely should never have to eat, that’s just annoying.  And ditto for resting, phft, what did she do all day that she has to rest?  Also, no holiday’s for her and lastly, oh, yeah, she should work almost 24 hours a day.  Ah, perfect.”  Who needs a sense of humor or intelligence in a woman when they’re working almost 24 hours a day anyways?

So, she’s absolutely perfect, right?  Oh, wait – there is one catch, “She still can’t walk”.  Eh, minor detail Le Trung!  Walking’s overrated.  So what if everytime you want her to do something you have to go and pick her up and lug her to a new spot?  That’s just more time spent together! 

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,465844,00.html

This is Good News for:

1. Le Trung’s Parents – Hey, now that he has a girlfriend maybe he’ll move out with her.

2. This Guy, Again – And, yes, this book is still just as creepy as it was when in the poll for this robot article.

3. Aiko – You’re finally a real girl, Aiko, congratulations!  And don’t worry, once he gives you the power to walk you’ll finally be able to escape.

Anyone else it’s Good News for?  Come on, I know you’ve got it in you.

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Responses

  1. You’d think that there’s gotta be a human woman out there somewhere for this guy. Although I don’t know if it’s the best thing for a real woman to go near this guy – he might break her legs, overdose her on caffeine, and enslave her. Disturbingly funny! 😀

    • Yeah, I was kind of thinking that maybe the Japanese word’s for woman and slave are just really similar and something got lost there in translation. But from other context clues I think you’re right, real woman should stay away.

  2. Women are not slaves,and they have everything a man has except their private parts.So come back to earth and relize that Women are strong and libral and have a mouth and speak and say what we want…and you men are afraid of that and have to go to this crazy invention and create a robot for yourselves.dont be intimadated by us Please!!!go invent something better!!!

  3. Great post! What I wonder is what type of work this robot could possibly do for 24 straight hours without moving? There already exist vacuums that can move by themselves – you’d think a mobile female robot wouldn’t be far behind. 😀

    • Yeah, seriously. Unless this guy is running a meth lab out of the house, I think 24 hours is a bit overkill. I mean, my apartment is messy, but not that messy.

  4. i can agree that because she’s a robot shes not perfect and that her not being able to say much is a lack of reality but you dont have to be a complete bitchface about it by making fun of him you try building a robot its not that fucking easy

    • Thanks for the note, Kelly. I’m sure your sense of humor is only surpassed by your beauty!

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