New revelations (that might be a pun, I’m not sure) have come out that Jesus was, in fact, born in June and not on the December date that has long been attributed. I’m sure Christains from the Pope on down will accept this with open arms.
This research was done by astronemers who, “found that a bright star which appeared over Bethlehem 2,000 years ago pinpointed the date of Christ’s birth as June 17 rather than December 25.”
This is good news for all like me who haven’t bought any Christmas presents yet. What’s that, you were expecting your gift on December 25th this year? No, no, Jesus’ birthday is on June 17th now, I still have plenty of time.
Can you think of anyone else this story is good news for? If so, leave your thoughts in the comments below.