So, you’re an alcoholic who always get stuck at Step 11 – what else can you do to stop drinking? Turn to friends and family? No, they’ll just let you down again, like the time you thought they all pretended to forget your birthday to set up a huge surprise party and then it turned out they all just forgot your birthday.
Now, according to this article, “A French cardiologist says he has discovered a cure for alcoholism and ended his own decades-long addiction to alcohol by dosing himself with a drug usually used for treating muscle spasms.”
While this is obviously good news for alcoholics, it’s even better news for professional athletes. A pill that cures alcoholism and muscle spasms, The Cincinatti Bengals training staff has already ordered a six month supply. This is also bad news for bartenders everywhere, say goodbye to your best customers.