A new study from McGil University has shown that a certain type of worm can destroy their own fat. And what is the first thing anybody thinks of when they learn that a species of worms can destroy their own fat – “Hey, let’s try to replicate this same process in humans so that we can destroy our own fat!”
If our founding father’s were fighting for anything, they were fighting for our right to duplicate a worm species’ cells eating its own fat so that we no longer have to watch what we eat nor exercise. God Bless America.
This is good news for, well, the kid pictured above, whoever he may be. And now that we know that worms hold the key to our species achieving eminent laziness, I hope all who read this are a lot more careful about where they walk from now on.
Can you think of anyone else this story is good news for? If so, leave your thoughts in the comments below.