Posted by: itstails | July 3, 2008

Looks Like That 4th of July Watermelon Seed Spitting Contest is Back On!

In what amounts to Good News for male porn stars, frat guys, and the self conscious elderly, a new study found that watermelon has some of the same effects as Viagra.  It’s all due to some mysterious ingredient called citrulline that helps to relax blood vessels, creating a similar effect to taking Viagra.  With all the money in pharmaceuticals these days I guess we should just count down the days until Viagra sues all of the watermelon farmers for patent infringement for stealing their secret sauce.

Can you think of anyone else this story is good news for?  If so, leave your thoughts in the comments below. 

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